hi i'm jessica and i have a weakness for pretty girls

he-was-number-wan:

Chowder is old enough to be on Boomerang guess it’s time to join AARP and replace everything in my diet with prunes

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

@laurenjauregui: ily

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

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Girl I work with is really cute crush is growing help

guess who missed camila the most when she was sick (+ + +)

lolshtus:

This Is What Stress Does To A Chicken

Anonymous:
do you ever just sit on tumblr & twitter and read what we say to you and the rest of the girls and just smile? cause i read the things and feel proud and i'm not even in the band... lol

ssweet-dispositionn:

Everyday. For hours. And I cry.

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what has this picture been through

bloxs:

Yh I’m creeped out by how Ariana Grande is sexualised and also made to look like a child simultaneously. Whoever is marketing her needs to stop it.

SH