city folks just don't get it

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

higgzorz:

dongstomper69:

skeletongod:

Daddy, I need your strongest cummies.

You can’t handle my strongest cummies. My strongest cummies would kill a dom, let alone a little.

you have no respect for princesses. you’re a rascal, daddy

whymakswhy:

‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

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….Hello…sir…

open rp

ghettowarmachine:

hotelmario:

ghettowarmachine:

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boy am i hungry for a krabby patty

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It’s true. Boys are going to fuck you over. They’re going to grab you waist, kiss you neck and whisper in your ear but on the drive back home they’ll be texting other girls and telling them they’d do the exact same things to them. You’re going to be treated like an object, you’re going to come across more drugs then you knew existed and who knows you might even end up doing them. You’re going to get your heartbroken, you’re going to fail a test at least once in your life and you’re going to meet that many people who make you realise just how different some people are. Anyway, the way I see it is that you need to get stuck in the moment, you need to chuck some things in the fuck it bucket and move on, you need to learn to say no when you want and yes when the time is right. You need to live you life, ‘cause you only get one chance too and every moment you think about that boy or that test you’re forgetting that fact that you’ve got a whole life ahead of you ready to be fucking lived.

I called my brother at midnight, left a message crying my eyes out and woke up to this text.

- he was drunk.

(via missinyouiskillingme)

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

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demi lovato; discography (insp)

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cummied:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

sarahwalker:

favourite character meme 
six episodes who are you

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

5hontour:

@FifthHarmony: Thanks @vineapp for the fine time today 😉

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psa never get a job it sucks

5hforlife:

YO CANT WAIT FOR THAT NEXT ONE THO

SH